“I think I have scurvy,” I tell Peter.
He looks at me sideways, not quite sure what to say. Then asks me if I’m a pirate.
“Very funny! You don’t understand. I have this rash that will not go away on my legs and near my collar bone. And I think it’s because I have a vitamin C deficiency. Probably because I haven’t been eating enough fruits and vegetables.”
“Uh, oh.”
“I blame all that cheap a** frozen pizza you’ve been making.” Continue reading