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Scurvy-Rash-Torture-Hell

5 Jan

“I think I have scurvy,”  I tell Peter.

He looks at me sideways, not quite sure what to say.  Then asks me if I’m a pirate.

“Very funny!  You don’t understand. I have this rash that will not go away on my legs and near my collar bone.  And I think it’s because I have a vitamin C deficiency.  Probably because I haven’t been eating enough fruits and vegetables.”

“Uh, oh.”

“I blame all that cheap a** frozen pizza you’ve been making.” Continue reading

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